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Shortly thereafter, his attempts to get the farmers to recognize him by listing off all of his old nicknames.

Making it even funnier, the Goose is male.

Kai, paying them no further attention: The mortal realm! (Goose pops out a dozen eggs in her fright) Kai, menacingly but politely: If I stepped on you, would you die?

After transferring himself between worlds, Kai corrals a couple of little, innocent bystanders to confirm that he's back in the world of the living:.

'After five hundred years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.' Cue Kai showing off his jade amulets.

Kai's special brand of humor deserves its own section:.

And he when he does recognize him, Po already knows his nicknames, which implies that they were either written down in the scroll by Master Oogway, which is hilarious enough, or that Po just guessed what someone like Kai would be called.

Then factor in that Po, who also had no idea who Kai was at first, is shown over the course of the last two films to have a practically encyclopedic knowledge of Kung Fu masters good and evil, to say nothing of paraphernalia, stretching back into previous Dynasties of China!

Becomes funnier when you remember that even Shifu, who studied under Oogway directly, had no idea who he was.

When Po finally recognizes him, he's so elated that he almost considers sparing him.

The Running Gag of Kai trying to dramatically announce himself to the world, only to discover that the world has no idea who he is.

'Even Master Chicken's going in there! And he's a chicken!'.

Po is upset that he 'blinked', because the artist caught the sketch right as he got kicked, so his face is being punched inward by Porcupine's foot. Even funnier when he gets a nearby civilian to draw a sketch of him with Master Porcupine, who kicks him in the face to get loose.

Po is also too busy fanboying over all of the different Jombies to fight, even when Master Porcupine is choking him.

During Po's disastrous attempt at training them, Tigress at one point gets an arrow to her butt в—Љ and lets out a 'Mew!' Another trait she shares with Tai Lung? note Tai Lung let out the same noise when Po made him bite his own tail.

To avoid having any further conversation with Po, Shifu literally pulls a ' What's that?!' before quickly shuffling out of the training area.

Po's Big 'WHAT?!' upon learning that Shifu is making him the teacher is so loud it literally blows Shifu back.

Tigress tells Po to be quiet, which he cites as proof.

When Shifu announces that Po will assume the teaching position, Po questions why Tigress isn't chosen for it, since she's always telling him what to do.

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It also mirrors the meditation scene from the first movie where Shifu tries to find inner peace, only to get disturbed by his messenger, one of the funnier moments with Shifu at the beginning.

Aside from his only response being 'Now what?', when Kai announces he's back to continue the battle they never finished, Oogway rejoins, 'Took you long enough.' It's the mocking cackling afterward that really sells it. And then he is interrupted by Kai's return.

Oogway is trying to meditate in the Spirit Realm, only for one of the petals from his own peach tree to land on his nose, causing him to interrupt his 'Inner peace' mantra with 'Itchy nose.' After blowing it away, it comes back and plasters right over his nostril, making him sneeze.

The whole Logo Joke at the beginning where Po once again struggles to climb stairs to make it to the DreamWorks moon.